Every Man Dies - Not every Man Truly Lives

While kissin and huggin in the blueberry patch
I reached down tween her legs for a feel of her sn**ch.
To no one's surprise my pec**r did rise.
It was a well trimmed mug with the scent of a rose.
and I lick*d it vigorously while she polished my hos*
Hours went by till a tap on my shoulder
It was big Bubba asking me to bend over
With my pants at my ankles
and my as* in high gear
I shouted as I ran "get me the fu*k out of here"!!!

I don't care what you say, now that's funny !

You can't fix stupid !!!!!!!!!!!
Ron White

There is a good reason why God gave us two ears and one mouth! Close your mouth and open your ears!

If you sit in shit, you will turn to shit!

every man dies

for mortal life's but a brief engagment ring

in which we box and box til we hear a¿bell jingling

evey man dies

for human life's a very¿troubled marriage ring

of trials we won cuz our folks we just fling flinging

evey man dies

for consceince life is a long long road of suffer-ring

so the MASOCHIST chooses his punishments eyes wide open SEEING

the ring and weapns he enjoys that he goes on to live and live in JOY............

¿

LOVE is a

requirement fulfilment system :-)

Saw this on TFLN:

Learn some f%^king English or leave me alone!

"Your" is for something that belongs to you.

Like "your herpes".

And "you're" is a contraction of "you are" like "you're never sleeping with me!"

LMAO

My fav is "Are you stoned or stupid?"

You just can't fix stupid!!!

THERE SHE BLOWS!

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Have to laugh, my father always said to me when I was a kid.

"Deborah, if you had a brain you'd be dangerous"!LOL!!


My favorite is "Envy no one"

I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies.
- Thomas Jefferson

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
- Thomas Jefferson

No man who refuses to bear arms in defense of his nation can give a sound reason why he should be allowed to live in a free country" T. Roosevelt

Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the
peoples' liberty's teeth.- George Washington

"History does not entrust the care of freedom to the weak or timid." - Dwight D. Eisenhower

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms, is as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. -Thomas Jefferson

"The people are the rightful master of both congress and the courts. Not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert it." - Abraham Lincoln

"Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." - Thomas Jefferson

"It is The Duty of the Patriot to protect his country from his government." - Thomas Paine

The natural strength of the people in a large community, in
proportion to the artificial strength of the government, is greater
than in a small, and of course more competent to a struggle with
the attempts of the government to establish a tyranny ... the
people, without exaggeration, may be said to be entirely the
masters of their own fate.


-- Alexander Hamilton

"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis

I've got 4:

"Experience is an expensive school, but a fool will learn from no other"

"Hi there, cutie. Can I buy you a drink, or would you just prefer the cash?"

"Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcycle."

"If you can read this...you're not a 'real' biker."

Friends are like butt cheeks. . .$h*t may come between them but they always end up together.

Trust...but brand your cattle.

always remember......no matter where ya go.....there ya are!!!

"Your sister is hot, but your mom does that thing with her tongue."

I saw that on a t-shirt and almost died laughing.

I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

"No expectations, No disappointments"

There are no limits to the universe or human stupidity.

That Girl is KINKIER than a cheap water hose.

"I am impatient with stupidity - my people have learned to live without it."

-from "The Day the Earth Stood Still"

1) If you enjoy your freedom, thank a soldier!!

2)Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-o to a tree

3)In the battle of the sexes, I will lose because I cohort with the enemy

Texas bumper sticker: Keep honkin' a**hole I'M RELOADING!!!